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5:45 'I've been to county, I get it' we know babe
What an absolutely amazing specimen she is! I always find it really intriguing where fat cells decide to congregate on different people. I like how she thinks she’s going to walk home, listen lady, you’d be hard pressed walking to the other side of your car without giving yourself a massive heart attack.
Hahaha omg I couldn’t stop thinking about Melissa McCarthy the entire time I’m watching and giggling away and then you put a clip in 😂😂😂😂 nailed it 💀
Fuck I used to get voicemails from brother arguing with the police. One time I picked h up and they were like Thank You! Good dudes!
Just call a rollback
Omg it's our girl HANNAH!!!! LOL
That was like pulling a beached WHALE
No taser? Boooo!
Cow wrestling
What a gigantic pain in the ass.
7:11 Pray she doesn't alter the deal further
You're going to need a bigger car! She has an UNDERBELLY!!
Idk, I'd kick it with Hannah.
Just let me sit here….lol
She's on something more than just alcohol.
The physical embodiment of Obstruction
Cops/power lifters 😮
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, Ma'am.
She should get jail time and a hefty fine if for no other reason than being drunk while morbidly obese. OMG, the shit cops have to put up with.
I don't think the cops should risk their backs. Let her sit on the ground til she's sober.
Bless it😅❤
Her arrest was so satisfying
I love the way she laughed when they said they were going to carry her. She knew it wouldn’t be easy. She didn’t give the cops enough credit for all the bs they endure and are able to do things that even surprises them sometimes.