Neuralink Reveals Results Of First Human Trial!
Results of Neuralink’s first human trial have been revealed! There’s good news and bad news… And a lot more still to come.
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March 23, 2026
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Results of Neuralink’s first human trial have been revealed! There’s good news and bad news… And a lot more still to come.
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i won't lie. i kinda want this. it's weird init
PUBLIC SAFETY WARNING-I'm a prisoner in this time period, I've had my "nuerolink" hacked. I'm getting tortured in broad daylight…People in the government asked an A.I. about prevention of murder… it did all behaviors related to that task…and there was a scheme set up to bait people who are doing the crime. The job of punishing the prisoners is done by one person onto one prisoner..You're baiting in psychopaths with a God complex. Who are playing God and torturing to death people, behind the backs of law enforcement. Baitng in the type of person we're worried about doing the crime.. Introducing them to a category of person who cannot get help!.. inside a pod or out.. at infinitum. People are being tortured in pods. The person that was doing it to me is whacked out of his mind and it's now torturing me and broad daylight… all of the people who are doing the crime have applied to..or are working at the job and need to be interrogated. Pre-crime needs to be implemented, to prevent premeditation of murder. AI plurality rendered cybersecurity obsolete…this whole time..all of human history….That's why you're not hearing about people trying to get in and then getting caught. I need help immediately! It's a hostage situation.
The borg are on the rise….
Imagine Stephen Hawkins with one of these, be like Charles Xavier off Xmen
The fact that Neuralink is not open source is mega cringe.
NO ONE should EVER install a proprietary software in their brain! This can lead to irreversible consequences.
Just wait for an open source alternative to show up.
Could this be the mark ?
The planet is so lucky to have Elon Musk.
And Democrats hate him… 🙄🤡🤣
Tesla
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If you let musks companies put a chip in your brain you're dumb
Im so excited for the future know
just wait till you gotta charge the chip
I would LOVE to become 1 of your First Neurlink Cborgs
You didn't mention how many animals died because of the implant surgeries
bro got cyberware irl
That is extremely cool, but I would never. I just don't like the idea of putting a computer in my brain. Damnit why does humanity have to be so corrupt, this would be awesome to have otherwise. They absolutely are going to stream commercials into your brain and harvest your brain waves and thoughts to sell in the same way they sell all your other data. First human to get literally hacked is a scary thought. First person to get his skull split open because someone wants to sell his brain chip is going to be a wild news story. Why can't we just have nice things.
elon musk would make the perfect supervillain
Are you guys looking for additional test subjects? Anyone with dementia?
I believe this should only be used for people with physical and/ or mental dissabilites. This being used for regular or more sufficient humans being able to use their hands should not use these.
Thousands of pigs and monkeys … wtf how is this shit legal they do what they whant to earn money or control the world … i will never suport this shit.
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Brain implants and neuralinks in humans.
To the public at large, those working at the highest levels of Neuralink and those learning and placing neurosurgical implants into the brains of impaired, desperate and hopeful humans.
Publicly we are being presented with all the wonderful life enriching promises of offering the disabled and impaired, brain implants in order to regain speech or body function after becoming physically disabled. With implants we may learn faster, correct or control mental health problems and so much more goodness for humankind.
Yet we know that there are plenty of groups and individuals who would be more than willing and eager to use these brain implants to control and manipulate humanity for their own purposes; eg. government and military experimentation on groups of individuals who won’t bring much of a public outcry if they undergo horrible pain, suffering and have their lives are destroyed.
There are hundreds of examples of this type of intense experimentation on the poor, disabled, men, women, children, different races, different classes, and on average citizens.
I would like to suggest that these new neurosurgical practitioners learning to implant others, be willing to personally undergo and practice these implant procedures on one another to ensure that their present and future intentions, behaviors, choices and ethics are guided and programmed by such brain implants, permitting them to serve only the highest and best outcomes for the health and well-being of humankind.
Thus ensuring the ethical purity, caring dispositions, and genuine concern for the well-being of humanity and will always be guided by these neurosurgeon's own positive deep brain implants; so their hearts and minds cannot stray from their highest life sustaining, enhancing and healing purposes.
AI OUGHT TO BE PROGRAMMED ACCORDINGLY, ASAP.
Neuralinks being destroyed by viruses the Chinese put in them
Can this unit have potential with parkinsons disease
My dad’s brain cancer removal recently caused a form of ataxia, basically his ability to use the muscles in his right arm and leg have been decreasing over a period of time. Honestly, I couldn’t care less about the internet wireless connectivity aspect of neuralink, but I’m still following because maybe they will make a breakthrough that can help with my dad’s condition.
The start of cyberpunk 2077?
It's all fake just لا إله إلا الله محمد رسول الله,it's just Allah who can create…
Gulp
No one thinks its scary they are chipping ppl in the brains? Ofcourse its starts as something to "help the disabled"
Imagine someone hack your brain and control you and you cant do anything
Isn't this how the Cybermen, Cylons, Daleks, Borg, IDAK, Terminators/Skylink, etc. got their start? "Resistance is Futile" I don't want my memory banks scanned!
Neuralink X Gta 6 … lol
I thought Biden was the first, followed by the other 3 weirdos!
I imagine these results wont be that useful. His mind has more time to devote into getting better at this skill. If anything, they're developing the device for a stronger mind than able bodied humans. Most people don't have the mental capacity to concentrate like him.
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Whites- only staffing like it's 1922
Who doesn't want their brain hacked by AI? Wow, sign me up!
We need sao
I really want to know what the pig did😂
Does Bro's brain say "the bluetooth device is connected successfully"
What’s cool is that this technology is only going to get better. We basically have an alpha version of telepathy.
With how quickly advanced technology is moving, soon people will be able to interface at 20 BrainsPerSecond!
Yes thats a bigresk adds in your brain. Id like for ai to see my mind's capbelatys
I want to be the next test subject for neuralink so I can be able to
Study without having to lose focus or be distracted
I’m serious. If neural-link can creat a way for a brain to move a mouse on a computer or play a video game can they make it so that they can download a contents of a book or take a class and download all the information involved without taking a class thereby eliminating the problems with focus and concentration that people who have ADHD and ADD and other mental disorders that people have with studying a subject suffer from.
Please sign me up I want to get implanted with it to be more efficient and to use technology to overcome my ADHD
Bro should play P2E games. He would dominate
Dark Souls Players watching this 🙂