Madame Web – The Best Movie Of The Year!
Who would have thought it – that a movie made by the creative geniuses behind Morbius would turn out to be the greatest thing to …
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January 29, 2026
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Who would have thought it – that a movie made by the creative geniuses behind Morbius would turn out to be the greatest thing to …
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After Madamme Web released Dakota Johnson fired her agent and Sydney Sweeney disavowed the movie on SNL. Smart move.
Sydney Sweeney literally left tears in my jap's eye 👀
Sydney Sweeney still has great genes.
Another movie no one asked for and nobody wanted to see.
I love the sarcasm of the title 😂
The worst crime committed by this movie was hiding Sydney Sweeney's "assets"
We used to make movies like Lawrence of Arabia, ET, and Indiana Jones – now we churn out stuff like this with dialog written on a teenager’s snapchat. We are hitting rock bottom.
Women empowerment killed hollywood
We need more sweeney as spider woman, forget he rest though
I would highly recommend watching this movie,it's the best,go away now and enjoy
Can we all start using "Hot Beef Injection" more often?
Aaron Singer
You forgot to mention the academy award winning ADR
I think drinker changing all his thumbnails to show the attractive women from those films It’s just a thinly veiled excuse to hide the fact he’s cheating on his wife
"Use the rolled-up newspaper, Luke."
''The Critical Drinker,'' is the Real Superhero. He is the only man that can take these poor excuse of a film and make it entertaining.
"women"
My side split when she said “I see web people”
More crud…..
Imagine making a movie with Dakota Johnson and Sydney Sweeney and it flops when all you needed was to buy two bikinis
I can't stand the main actress! 😝
I actually enjoyed the movie,I don't like super hero movies or action movies over all ,but still enjoyed this one ,first time I got to finish a super hero movie , maybe that's just me 😅
This movie will go down as a cringe classic in a few years I tell you. Just like SF the movie with Van Dam or that Super Mario Bros movie from the 90's or Morbius. People will remember. This is definitely one of those "So bad it's good" movies. Nobody hates this movie, we just make fun of it.
How do these people get paid millions for utter crap, this is definitely not a 1 off ,just look at the starwars sequels,marvel,remakes.😢
Maybe I heard wrong but May gave birth to Peter Uncle Ben and Aunt May are Peter's parent did I slip in to an alternate universe or something
Atleast there are some pretty ladies in the movie…
It’s so bad it’s good.
Why do no migrants ever attack the unarmed teenage girls in movies?
They made Sydney boring to watch how tf you even do that….wtf
Hang on Drinker….you breast-lovin' sonuvagun' you….
Uncle Ben wasn't PP's real dad….right?
😎👍😎
That dress on the red carpet was VERY transparent 😮
its like the writers were not interested in the script while writing. so. they wanted it to end. and wrote in everything just perfectly working out to save time. and also. always make time to make the girl boss look good. you can tell they don't give a shit about Spiderman or anything like such. let finish the movie fast. and well make the main girl look like a badass. who cares about anything else. unfortunately, these are the ones chosen to write and direct now. no wonder movies suck so bad, half wits are running the show.
Obviously she can't see the… 'Few. Chur.' Or she wouldn't have made this '"movie."
I must be sexist…cause I didn't understand one bit of that mess
Females makes super hero movies aimed at boys/men audiens and are confused why the movie bombs. Madame Toilet Bowl, another crap have landed.
Do good. Be blessed.
I think time says other wise
IMDb
4.1/10
Rotten Tomatoes
11%
Letterboxd
1.5/5
LOL
I watched this because Dakota is pretty … but yeah, this was one of the worse movies I've ever seen.