The Acolyte Episode 3 – I’m Done And So Is Star Wars
Well, they said it was going to be bad, and it was. But I don’t think anyone expected THIS. The Acolyte really does represent …
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"Harmony in Every Heartbeat
December 22, 2024
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this show makes my skin crawl, the chanting lesbian witches made me cringe. who wrote this? who greenlit this?
Well it certainly is the gayest thing I’ve ever seen.
We need to show them the power of many. Disney can't do Star Wars.
This doesn’t even seem that bad, I get there are a lot of problems with the show but it feels like ur rly nitpicking here with some of the stuff ur complaining about
Wait are you serious? They thought the force sounded too agressive so they changed it to The Thread? I'm getting Hot Fuzz policeman officer vibes but it's not a comedy.
So one of the most powerful siths ever was just about as powerful as some pair of lbgtq+×% witches no one ever heard of who's force powers were not flame retardant
Brendok was concocted by mashing Adam Driver's character names from the 3 forgettable movies:
B – Ben
Ren – Ren
Do – Douche
K – Kylo
New wonder woman
I was thinking it would have been a cool story beat to have the antagonist little girl be the one rescued and trained as a Jedi. And Osha(the one who wanted to go), assumed dead and left behind. Then bitter and blaming her sister for killing her family and getting to live out HER dream, she turns to the dark side to get revenge.
People like Harmy will forever be heroes in our community. We have our trilogy, and can sit back and laugh at whatever nonsense Disney does next.
#StarWarsIsDead
If I can get past Metallica making reload I can get past this. 🤣
Obviously we would all be better off if men just didn't exist in media or in their respective fanbases. Star wars belongs to wemon now and everyone has to accept it. The matriarchy has won
I hope all these characters where part of order 66…
0:25 Is nobody else gonna talk about how that lady's overuse of purple eyeshadow makes her look like a clown? Fitting, really.
I'm actually sorry Critical Drinker had to watch this so that I don't have to. Sometimes we ask too much.
Holy shit.
How did we even get here
yeah sure you're done critical drinker. See you after episode 4.
Damn star wars is dead sadly… atleast we have dune now
Wiccans should file a deformation lawsuit.
Remember, don't watch this to see how bad it is. Hate watching garners views and boosts the show's ratings