The Acolyte Episode 2 – A Show Made By Idiots
Man, if you thought Episode 1 of The Acolyte was bad, just wait until you get to Episode 2. Floating Jedi, body-positive padawans …
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November 5, 2024
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His McChlorians are off the charts!
Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
I would not be surprised to hear that C.D. wrote this.
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I see star wars as the progression of western culture devolving into child like progressive ideals that has permeated every faucet of arts, including video games, film, literature…theres an obvious pattern when you take a step back and look at it as a whole
These cultural shifts dont just happen randomly
Ater being there for so long, i bet he drank it, thinking it was a laxative.
But hey, it's good stuff i'm seeing everywhere. Nobody likes the media, the movies, the culture anymore…maybe there is hope, after all!
you can be sure hes not involved with a woman who earns more then him lol. i bet his mom earns more!
god that review was such a full on ASS HAMMERING lmao amazing…… honestly its got me curious given just how down on the series you are at this point is their any conceivable way they could pull something good together with 6 episodes left. Like really think using all that you know about star wars and actual good writing what could you even do at this point 🥸 hmmm an interesting puzzle to be sure
When you critisise a movie piece (even a shitty one like that) – plz don't just comment on the ChatGPT plott synopsis. There is so much shit in it, it's absolute art to hit a thing that actualy makes (kinda) sense. At least is explained, which the author seem to missed for whatever reason.
For a men critisising such an easy target it feels painfull to watch his focus on th atmgaial force field BS that is explained (in actually multible ways – like we can choose from herself holding her back by ther own powers for subconcious reason or it is simply his Sith boss doing it (and we know he/she's around)).
That's litterally critisising a scene that isen#t flawed by definition, lol.
“The Acolyte is where I became a Star Wars fan i.e. a f**king idiot.”
– Nathan Drake Messi, July 2010
5:20 Brutal but hilarious 😂
This is therapy. lol Thanks!
I only saw the first episode because my dad wanted someone to watch it with and was so confused the whole time. Anyways, looking forward to the Demon Slayer: Infinity Castle movie!
“It’s not just ham fisted, it’s sausage finger and bacon-wristed”. What a line
The park that bugs me about Discount Ezra Miller is that he was also Jason in The Good Place, and he was genuinely funny and entertaining in that show, even if the show itself was mid as fuck at best.
Obi Van (whole eaten).
Me, a writer: "My writing is crap."
This show: exists
Me: "Well. It could be worse."
"The blood sugar level is strong with this one"
Most dumb movies you can make fun of. Not this hot garbage made by idiots.
Didn’t even know the fat guy was a Jedi! Hahahaha I’d love to see him train like Luke on dagaba
Writer 1: "How about she tells him to literally kill himself and he does it?".
Writer 2: "Like that soyboy who pissed you off on Twitter?"
Writer 1: "Yeah, Like that soyboy who pissed me off on Twitter"