Being Stalked Simulator
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"Harmony in Every Heartbeat
December 23, 2024
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The jumpscare of the guy running out of his car scared me so bad I dropped the carrot I was eating lol
It landed in my ranch.
Why is no one telling Mark that he has to finish the rest of the game!
Wait, I watched another girl play this game and her key was under the flower pot. And the charge amount for the groceries was different. Does it change with each player? Thata cool
“Step on a landmine” has gotta be the best insult I’ve ever heard
Meanwhile this is definitely scary, I think it would be even scarier if she did everything right, and tried to prevent all that shit from happening AND STILL get stalked. Since a lot of the time that's the case irl anyway
Grandkid: I'm tired this Grandpa
Grandpa: well that's too damn bad
Me watching the movie: * laughing my ass off*
the way this is the first game in a while thats actually gotten me with almost every jumpscare
22:53 Mark goes like "Bwa i bhwa wha bhwa bwaaa. Brr br Burman bw br brraw". I can't take this anymore. We gotta support 'em like the grandpa supports his granddaughter after straight up cannibalism ;-;
6:47 Mark: OHHH MYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!! 😂😂
This game is terrible about falling into the horror trope of "main character makes completely ridiculous decisions" and is hard to appreciate because of it. Really lost interest in the story after the whole mansion thing, like, seriously?
I know I'm late but I have terrible eyesight and rely almost entirely on Mark's commentary, can someone please tell me what the text messages said?
Daz and Markiplier playing the same game is my favorite
At 21:00 i actually shit myself the first jumpscare and that one got me so bad 😭
"THAT IS INFINITELY MORE CONCERNING" 😂😂😂😂
I do NOT have them memerized
Honestly, Liam popping up made me throw my phone
YOU NEED A NEW VIDEO MARK!
AGAIN WHY WOULD SOME 1 RUN UP TO YOU TO TALK!!
WHOINTHEWORLD HIDES BEHIND YOUR COUNTETRTOP AND COMES UP FROM BEHIND IT TO TALK
lixian why did you not edit that out?
20:50 HAHAH BRO MY HEART
It’s funny how Mark knows literally the name of EVERY SINGLE WEAPON OR ITEM that a psycho uses , because of all the Horror games he played… 12:07
alternate title:
dev's weird stalker fantasy game
Hello granddaughter? Your violent ex partner has broken into your home and tried to kill you? Definitely don't come stay with me, or any other family member, or any other friend, or any other person you can trust. Definitely remain completely alone in an isolated area you're unfamiliar with. Police? No I wouldn't bother them. It's not like you know your ex's name and could have him arrested relatively quickly. Don't arm yourself in any way or take any precautions.
>gets stalked and chased around house by ex boyfriend
>runs to parking lot to hide in car, doesn't lock the doors
>wakes up in a strange new house, finds a note on the patio about being watched
>"what kind of joke is this? i don't have time for this?"
>casually goes to the store
who the fuck wrote this? that is NOT how that situation would have gone at all
Hello Bro !
creepoy
0:29 he became the grinch
My nearest hospital is the Cape Canaveral Hospital, which is in one of the worst spots possible. It is off of the Florida 520, and is sitting on the water. Luckily, they are in the process of building a new building in Merritt Island, but that won't be done until at least 2027.
I remember this but can't figure out when he played it
This is developing lore…
Why does "grandpa's mansion" look so modern lmao
7:50 My dad has a Jaguar with that. When did gear shift dials become a thing?
is grandpa's mansion the same house as the one from the mortuary?
wait which came before?
they made a horror game about being a woman? finally
if you watched this as a man and dont see why women choose the bear, ur not just part of the problem ur the ENTIRE problem
Who hears "I'm not comfortable telling you that" then follows that up with a more invasive question?
This made me curious so I looked up where my local police station was since I've never been there it's far from me and in quite a populated area I'd have other choices in a pinch but good to know. I know where the fire station is because it's near to where I live and I see it when getting a taxi back from my eldest school and of course I know where hospital is since I've had 4 kids. Very good advice.
I mean Grandpa is pretty old. Maybe he's trying to decide which coffin he wants to be buried in?
Being a woman is terrifying.
our local police station is closed from 6pm to 6am
THE STRANGER RUNNING UP TO YOU NEAR THE CONVENIENCE STORE SCARED THE ACTUAL HECK OUT OF ME OH NY GOD 😀
The protagonist in this making every bad decision possible is a new level for the horror genre